28th February

Before you open your mouth to speak, make sure it’s an improvement upon the silence.

27th February

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
- Demetri Martin

26th February

Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don’t have film.

25th February

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.